I mean literally right now so this is going to be a hastily-assembled issue
I'm going to stress-eat an entire plate of exquisite stone fruit and literally no one is awake in this house to stop me
I'm typing this from a hotel that's been overrun by some sort of Little League regional final, there's reportedly baseball kids here all the way from fucking Guam and Hawaii
Bring your bad self on over and let's party away whatever grossness has accumulated over the last two months
Just forward this to your friends and we'll see you there
No really, I think I've got one for you
If there are more of these out there you have to tell me, it's the law
This is just how it's gonna be for a bit
That title actually doesn't make any sense once you dive into it but I'm leaving it there in case it somehow works back around to conceptual coherence on its own after the fact
No, seriously, I think I have a version that would work
What it says on the label
Please man there's no need
