This is information we ALL need
You need your shirt to sleep!!!!
No it's nothing ominous!!
It's important to stay current
Laser proliferation starts in the schoolyard
Hello to researchers in the year 3870AD????
No surprises here, folks (probably)
Let's fucking kick out the jams in our fancy party clothes!!!!!
Get all the oxygen you can 'cause we're diving deep enough to avoid the oncoming shockwave of 2025
Surely I must've done something wrong somewhere
We're gonna bring this year in for a landing and it's gonna be fine
What do you mean it's only Tuesday
