It's not what you think, I promise
Just kidding, form an orderly line (but maybe we should optimize for throughput next time)
I hope you all had a good weekend
In this case: nothing good
Start planning some immediately
Seriously, give that designer a raise immediately
If this is going to be the annual trip then I have no complaints whatsoever
I mean literally right now so this is going to be a hastily-assembled issue
I'm going to stress-eat an entire plate of exquisite stone fruit and literally no one is awake in this house to stop me
I'm typing this from a hotel that's been overrun by some sort of Little League regional final, there's reportedly baseball kids here all the way from fucking Guam and Hawaii
Bring your bad self on over and let's party away whatever grossness has accumulated over the last two months
Just forward this to your friends and we'll see you there
