no gods no masters

Yes, we have one of those color-changing lights in there

let's hope my knot-tying skills are up for this

I solemnly swear I'm not doing a dry run for a kidnapping or something

spring is springing out there

I need more people to listen to "Sweet Memory" by Geographer so they can understand the earworm I'm experiencing

i only need one printer, guys

is there a word for when you buy a printer and suddenly all your ads are for the exact printer you just bought

well, we almost made it a week

someday I'll have free time again I swear

in which some very dumb headcanons are explored

who's got more for me??

new look, same me

so i guess i get a subhead for these emails now? exciting

is this what a regular week feels like

contains one (1) good Oscar idea

dancing or lurching between the raindrops

the flu's no joke this year, folks

dispatch from the eleventh circle or whatever