Earth's last, best hope
Sep 22, 2026
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6 min read
Will wonders never cease
Sep 15, 2026
7 min read
Behold my optical engineering might
Sep 8, 2026
4 min read
This is not a drill
Sep 1, 2026
5 min read
Fingers crossed, everyone
Aug 25, 2026
Will we get past the whole year without anyone doing it, though
Aug 18, 2026
8 min read
A real mystery for the ages
Aug 11, 2026
What even is time anymore
Aug 4, 2026
In defiance of the laws of thermodynamics and Murphy
Jul 28, 2026
An easy assignment tbh
Jul 21, 2026
Felix is 5 now(!!!!!!)
Jul 14, 2026
Vainglorious epidemiological boasting
Jul 7, 2026
I don't make the rules, people
Jun 30, 2026
There's just no other way to put it
Jun 23, 2026
It's probably what you think it is
Jun 16, 2026
Who's out there hitting the time skip button
Jun 9, 2026
I am but a link in the chain
Jun 2, 2026
Asking because of a reason
May 26, 2026
I still want to see what the vestments look like
May 19, 2026
Have you been blasted by the lightning of our lord and devourer?
May 12, 2026
Sorry everyone else, you have to come to me for your Legos now
May 5, 2026
Where are my Seattle people at and how are they doing
Apr 28, 2026
This will make sense once you read the email I promise
Apr 21, 2026
Anyone who tries to tell me "the plural is actually Lego" will be fired into the nearest black hole
Apr 14, 2026
10 min read
We should at least acknowledge the notion
Apr 7, 2026
9 min read
Only briefly, I assure you
