I temporarily refuse to believe in the march of linear time despite the evidence
Who else up feeling parts of their soul getting attoscopically abraded by blinding rage
It's important to dial in your drive-thru order
This is information we ALL need
You need your shirt to sleep!!!!
No it's nothing ominous!!
It's important to stay current
Laser proliferation starts in the schoolyard
Hello to researchers in the year 3870AD????
No surprises here, folks (probably)
Let's fucking kick out the jams in our fancy party clothes!!!!!
Get all the oxygen you can 'cause we're diving deep enough to avoid the oncoming shockwave of 2025
