My logic is unquestionable based on the amount of this show I've ingested by proximity
Even when things are messing up
This only happens once a year and it isn't even for me, really
Let's all weigh in on this one
I think I might've cracked it, actually
But perhaps not all is lost, either?
It's not what you think, I promise
Just kidding, form an orderly line (but maybe we should optimize for throughput next time)
I hope you all had a good weekend
In this case: nothing good
Start planning some immediately
Seriously, give that designer a raise immediately
