new look, same me

so i guess i get a subhead for these emails now? exciting

is this what a regular week feels like

contains one (1) good Oscar idea

dancing or lurching between the raindrops

the flu's no joke this year, folks

dispatch from the eleventh circle or whatever

Instant Band Night 24 is THIS WEEK

Instant Band Night 24 is NEXT WEEK

extending the statute of holiday card limitations

seeking cranberry in highly specific and possibly esoteric forms

in which i explain a daydream

where'm I headed, folks