Jul 30, 2024
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14 min read
I mean literally right now so this is going to be a hastily-assembled issue
Jul 23, 2024
13 min read
I'm going to stress-eat an entire plate of exquisite stone fruit and literally no one is awake in this house to stop me
Jul 16, 2024
16 min read
I'm typing this from a hotel that's been overrun by some sort of Little League regional final, there's reportedly baseball kids here all the way from fucking Guam and Hawaii
Jul 9, 2024
11 min read
Bring your bad self on over and let's party away whatever grossness has accumulated over the last two months
Jul 2, 2024
Just forward this to your friends and we'll see you there
Jun 25, 2024
No really, I think I've got one for you
Jun 18, 2024
18 min read
If there are more of these out there you have to tell me, it's the law
Jun 11, 2024
This is just how it's gonna be for a bit
Jun 4, 2024
22 min read
That title actually doesn't make any sense once you dive into it but I'm leaving it there in case it somehow works back around to conceptual coherence on its own after the fact
May 28, 2024
23 min read
No, seriously, I think I have a version that would work
May 21, 2024
What it says on the label
May 14, 2024
Please man there's no need
