May 7, 2024
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13 min read
The time has come!!!!!
Apr 30, 2024
15 min read
In theaters summer 2037!! Get hype!!
Apr 23, 2024
14 min read
Weirdly, most of my dream meals end up being savory
Apr 16, 2024
17 min read
No, really, stay in your room, Felix
Apr 9, 2024
16 min read
Just call me the toy king of NYC
Apr 2, 2024
Yes, we have one of those color-changing lights in there
Mar 26, 2024
I solemnly swear I'm not doing a dry run for a kidnapping or something
Mar 19, 2024
I need more people to listen to "Sweet Memory" by Geographer so they can understand the earworm I'm experiencing
Mar 12, 2024
12 min read
is there a word for when you buy a printer and suddenly all your ads are for the exact printer you just bought
Mar 5, 2024
someday I'll have free time again I swear
Feb 27, 2024
who's got more for me??
Feb 20, 2024
so i guess i get a subhead for these emails now? exciting
