the dream quest of unknown dessert

Weirdly, most of my dream meals end up being savory

just stay in your room

No, really, stay in your room, Felix

dawn of the transforming letter robots

Just call me the toy king of NYC

no gods no masters

Yes, we have one of those color-changing lights in there

let's hope my knot-tying skills are up for this

I solemnly swear I'm not doing a dry run for a kidnapping or something

spring is springing out there

I need more people to listen to "Sweet Memory" by Geographer so they can understand the earworm I'm experiencing

i only need one printer, guys

is there a word for when you buy a printer and suddenly all your ads are for the exact printer you just bought

well, we almost made it a week

someday I'll have free time again I swear

in which some very dumb headcanons are explored

who's got more for me??

new look, same me

so i guess i get a subhead for these emails now? exciting

is this what a regular week feels like

contains one (1) good Oscar idea